you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face
It’s sad because I have had a really expensive holiday this year but because I didn’t enjoy it hugely I fell like I haven’t even gone away.
my heart says yes but my bank balance says no
Why do people act like being a vampire is so fucking great. You can’t eat garlic bread so what’s the point